The Penis Fly Trap

A nearly impossible sexual act, requires extreme control over prostate muscles and or involves the next stage in human evolution, when a girl is preforming oral sex on a man, the man has the tip of his penis open up like the claws on Dr. Octopus's arms, and clasp her head inside

If a girl sucks you off the wrong way, Penis Fly Trap her head to teach her a lesson

by The Bees February 18, 2005

pop up penis

a penis that gets hard fast

i have a pop up penis

by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005

Penis in Mouth Disease

Penis in Mouth Disease(PMD) is often caught by homosexuals and other promiscuous beings. It happens by being exposed to the male reproductive organ too often. After many years of exposure, there is no stopping the need for penis in ones mouth. This is the point of no return. If caught early, it can be treated.

Example 1: Ayy bro, you know that Sarah chick? Yeah, just found out last night she's got the Penis in Mouth Disease. My cocks gonna be limp for days now.

Example 2: So I was at the bar and some dude asked me if I wanted a BJ. I'm like, I'm not into that kind of stuff. It didn't stop him. I later found out he's had Penis in Mouth Disease for 13 years now.

by roflcopters2 July 4, 2009

ur penis flat

The sentence that can cease someone's existence, only use it towards someone you despise. Worse than ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur family tree LGBT, ur granny tranny, and ur granpap a trap, combined.

Guy 1: why did you not invite me to your birthday party
Guy 2: because i don't like you lol
Guy 1: don't make me do it
Guy 2: u won't pussy
Guy 1: ur penis flat

Guy 2: *jumps off a bridge*

by swede on weed April 15, 2018

post penis drip

The bead of semen that is left on the tip of the penis immediately after withdrawing the penis after ejaculating in an orifice.

"Man my post penis drip just stained my boxers!!"

by supremehighlander July 18, 2006

PoD: Penis of Destiny

Legendary dick said to be wielded by a magical wizard who's powers rival that of Jesus himself.

Notable Figures in History who died searching for the PoD;

Billy Mays

Elvis Presley

2PAC

Steve Irwin

Adolf Hitler

Bruce Lee

John F. Kennedy

John Lennon

Pope John Paul II

Julius Caesar

Christopher Colombus

Amelia Earhart

The PoD should not be taken lightly. It is said the one bearing the PoD shall rise again to conquer nations and your mothers pussy. If you encounter the chosen one shield your eyes for his mighty package will melt your face clean off.

Heed this warning and do not fall to the ill fate of those brave souls listed above.

PoD: Penis of Destiny

An ancient spanish manuscript translated from Latin reads:

Colombus sailed the ocean blue in 1492,

He found a cock the size of the Gibralter rock,

and he died a slow painfull face melting death.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

Bitch got a penis

This is a lyric of a mostly disliked song , Transphobic Techno by Your favorite Martian.

A: Lemme show you this song I found, it like 11 years old!
B: How does the lyrics go?
A: uh.. Bitch got a penis
B: Oh, that song, isn't it by Your favorite Martian?
A: Obviously!

by libracoffeeYT May 6, 2023