john barlow

Refers to a guys dick.

Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(

by Pavill November 22, 2011

John

John is so addicted to girls with big lips.He loves yeat even though hes overrated.John will also steal your heart with his big toe.

John is very mid.

by Bb daddy September 13, 2022

John

he’s that guy in your life who won’t *admit* that he’s gay but everyone knows he likes men.
he also looks a lot like Arthur, like, it’s uncanny

“John, get out of my chair!”

by deinemutter@939996 January 15, 2023

john royal

A man constantly becoming 1% better every day. A man that melts your heart looking into your soul. A very proficient rhyme spitter, log splitter, and bullshitter. His charming smile and personality are only matched in size by his manliness. Quick with a joke or to light some smoke. And the most wonderful, caring amazing fathers ever. The man of dreams ✨️

John royal, you got mad flow

by FlyLynsFly February 6, 2024

John(epic gamer)

He’s usually called gayboy69 and pretty obvious epic gamer

Wow john(epic gamer) getting all the pussy, must have been the fortnite he’s been recently playing

by sum mudderdarker February 7, 2019

Johns Island

A city in the Charleston, South Carolina area known for its hate of Ohioans by those that grew up there. Don’t let them know, but the natives are now badly outnumbered and constantly ridiculed and made fun of by all others.

Johns Island is awesome and super welcoming, just don’t let them know you moved from Ohio…. Well unless they live in one of the new developments. Then they’re cool.

by Dnalsi Snhoj November 26, 2021

john tarshi

A curly headed, huncho, a boss man, one that never gives up, stays loyal to girls, he’s a class clown, athletic, and loves blue crisp hundred dollar bills, saves up his money to buys what he wants, a man that often gets his hard broken by special ones but is still able to act completeley normal and still keep it a 1000%, this kid is going big places, you better hold on tight tight to this one. He’s crazy In love with driving. Speeds like there isn’t any cops on the road, don’t drive a car unless it’s a foreign, and remeber shmoney talks you walk

John Tarshi

by John Tarshi May 2, 2018