empty catbox syndrome

Combination of "empty nest syndrome" and "catbox," describing the empty feeling when, for whatever reason, you no longer have a cat (and the accompanying turds in the catbox) to take care of.

Fluffy left for college. I'm suffering from empty catbox syndrome.

by Ae5Ea8 March 29, 2015

Restless Ring Syndrome

The time period in a relationship when the woman is anxiously expecting her boyfriend to propose.

After dating for 10 months, Jane began showing symptoms of Restless Ring Syndrome. Luckily, Fred finally gave her an engagement ring, so Jane resumed having sex with him.

by CavsFan May 3, 2010

Sniveling Anus Syndrome

A very uncommon syndrome acquired from constant and rigorous wiping of the asshole. Most common symptoms include (but are not limited to): bleeding from the anus, discomfort when sitting down, a little voice coming from your rear end telling you to eat more Chipotle, and uncontrollable desire to dress and act like Joseph Gordon-Levitt did in 500 Days of Summer.

Me: I just can't stop bleeding from my asshole doc.

Doc: Have you been watching 500 Days of Summer?

Me:...What if I have?

Doc: I'm afraid that you have Sniveling Anus Syndrome.

by neutrogina October 9, 2016

Bad-Aim Syndrome

In a first-person shooter video game's online multiplayer (ex. Call of Duty: Black Ops), it is when no matter what the online player does or what gun he or she changes to, the player can never seem to get their aim on the enemy. This usually results in the player shooting all around the foe and and never hitting them thus resulting in the them being shot and killed by such enemy(s) over and over; very frustrating. Symptoms can last anywhere from a hour to a week and in the worst cases longer. Cause is still unknown. Cure is still also unknown but usually some good fast food or some vaginal sex helps relieve the condition; oral sex has also been documented to help.

Gamer 1: "Dude its no use, I think I have bad-aim syndrome to the max. I can't shoot anyone."

Gamer 2: "Damn, change something up quickly or hey even better take my girl for the night and clear that up and get better."

by TERRORMOTO December 26, 2010

Bowel Nigga Syndrome

To have Bowel Nigga Syndrome, you must be born into a nigga household with birth defects.

“Look at this nigga ovah here. He must have Bowel Nigga Syndrome with his ugly ass.”

by The elusive sand nigga April 7, 2020

Rush Chair Syndrome

A dangerous syndrome that affects Rush Chairman of fraternities, usually leading to extremely weight gain and lack of energy before 5PM.

Man, he's put on 30 pounds this year. Thats one severe case of Rush Chair Syndrome (RCS).

by Diamondtrim Day Flex July 21, 2010

Foreign Bowl Syndrome

Foreign Bowl Syndrome (FBS) is a real and common disease among 78% of Americans, a statistic I made up for this definition, in which a person has to withhold a bowel movement (BM) because the toilet isn't the one at home.

Tim: "Damn bro I have to take a poop."

Chuck: "Well then just go dude"

Tim: "I can't just 'go' I have FBS!"

Chuck: "What's that?"

Tim: "Foreign Bowl Syndrome. I can't trust any toilet bowl other than my own."

Chuck: "You're an idiot."

by CPeets July 7, 2010