Swiss Army Penis

A penis like a Swiss Army knife tool with the penis being the base. Comes with every tool you can imagine

Dyllan has a Swiss army penis

by 96DigBick May 31, 2018

Dollar Penis Trick

A trick performed by a well-endowed male where a dollar bill is picked up off of a table or other flat surface entirely with the penis in a grabbing-like motion that resembles the flexibility of an elephant trunk.

Hey, did you see that stripper pick up that dollar off of the stage? He is truly a master of the dollar penis trick!

by Richard "Dick" Slinger October 31, 2012

swimming lessons on the penis

A term used to mean dickriding. Made popular by Ludacris's new single, "Money Maker"

Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius

by D-Miles September 14, 2006

penis coat

1.the coat on a mans penis
2.the smelly oil that covers a mans anus after bum sex

aaron lickd the penis coat out of peters ass

by aaron February 23, 2005

Small Penis Mobile

Any vehicle modified to stand out, whether by size, muffler noise, stereo, wheels, tinting, or stripes, so as to create the illusion of manhood and self worth in the midst of a pointless insecure primal existance. Size and noise are the default mediums whereby those who have nothing to offer themselves or society can protest their own ignorance as if it were someone else's fault.

I heard a loud muffler followed by screeching tires and turned to see the small penis mobile.

by John Phillips April 19, 2006

Average penis size

The average penis size is 2.2 mile

My penis is average sized or I have a Average penis size

by Penis torchure November 11, 2020

i like penis

I like penis

i like penis cuz im gay

by bush4s September 30, 2017