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Dollar Penis Trick

A trick performed by a well-endowed male where a dollar bill is picked up off of a table or other flat surface entirely with the penis in a grabbing-like motion that resembles the flexibility of an elephant trunk.
Hey, did you see that stripper pick up that dollar off of the stage? He is truly a master of the dollar penis trick!
by Richard "Dick" Slinger October 31, 2012
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penis under punishment

Where a man commits a genital-related crime, and the victim of the crime sets out for a genital-related revenge. This can be done in many ways, including;

1) An unprovoked balltap, and the reciever of the balltap tries to return it

2) A man cheats on his girlfriend, and after the breakup the ex will then cockblock him

In the above examples, the victims are working towards revenge on the genitals, putting the perpetrator's penis under punishment.
1) That asshole balltapped me outta nowhere, im putting his penis under punishment

2) John cheated on me last week, so now im so gonna put his penis under punishment this friday!
by vadgebadge April 2, 2011
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swimming lessons on the penis

A term used to mean dickriding. Made popular by Ludacris's new single, "Money Maker"
Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius
by D-Miles September 14, 2006
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penis coat

1.the coat on a mans penis
2.the smelly oil that covers a mans anus after bum sex
aaron lickd the penis coat out of peters ass
by aaron February 23, 2005
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Small Penis Mobile

Any vehicle modified to stand out, whether by size, muffler noise, stereo, wheels, tinting, or stripes, so as to create the illusion of manhood and self worth in the midst of a pointless insecure primal existance. Size and noise are the default mediums whereby those who have nothing to offer themselves or society can protest their own ignorance as if it were someone else's fault.
I heard a loud muffler followed by screeching tires and turned to see the small penis mobile.
by John Phillips April 19, 2006
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Average penis size

My penis is average sized or I have a Average penis size
by Penis torchure November 11, 2020
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i like penis

by bush4s September 30, 2017
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