Job Application

A piece of paper that is a nightmare to your unemployment mf. Effective when show the paper while also saying the magic word "Get a job"

You: *show job application*
Your friend: No! I trust you! Why you do this to me?
You: You stay in my house for a whole month and take everything in my fridge. Now get a job!
Your friend: No! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!!!
You: Get a job! Get the job! Get THE JOB!!!
Your friend: ARHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by Sun Tsu June 14, 2025

cozy job

a 13 year old girl named Lilian kates formally known as cozy, Bubblecozy, who catfished and sold nsfw art that wasn’t her own and lied about her age 5 times (@lilliana2121) a “cozy job” is when one person texts there lover a goodnight message then proceeds to aggressively masterbate with the lover on vc then after one finishes they proceed to start Autoerotic asphyxiating on their own camera and licking it up while the next party talks about cerebral palsy and does meth then they both go to sleep then both proceed to stay on the call while one secretly stays up with their mic, muted putting spells on the next party involved.

yo Darknova can you give a brotha a cozy job?

by DR. Chad JeMichael Kates July 30, 2025

Gargle job

The female equivalent of a blow job AKA cunnilingus

He gave me the best gargle job last night!!

Can you believe he won't gargle me!? I'm going to dump him.

I'd kill for a GJ right now

by Squamies December 21, 2024

Laundry Blow Job

The act of a male standing in a fresh load of laundry and a female giving you a blow job.

Oh man that Laundry blow job was nice last night baby.

by Ginergey247 May 1, 2011

Snot-job snowball

The act of sucking snot from another person's nose, then transferring it back and forth with eachothers mouths. The snot ball should continue to grow in size and take on a snowmobile effect.

I had such a bad cold last week, so my girl decided to give me a snot-job snowball. It was just what I needed to clear up my sinuses.

by Kirbizzal May 27, 2016

job creep

which is when additional duties are slowly assigned to you, and then those duties are never relieved from you.

I’m still stuck with this job. because of job creeping.

by lonzonextrondo January 28, 2023

Sheetrock Job

Get her on her knees with head against the wall while pounding the back of her throat which will cause dents in the sheetrock

I need to go to home depot to buy some sheetrock job patch after last night

by Cheese N Cecil January 11, 2025