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Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
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two hands

indicates that the speaker believes a person/people or character(s) could/should be in a non-monogamous relationship
Do you ship Peter and MJ or Peter and Harry?
I mean, Peter has two hands...
by guardian.ange December 8, 2023
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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025
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Miller hand

Swelling, blistering or lacerations of the skin between the thumb and index finger due to excessive opening of screw-off bottle tops.
"I've got a bad case of Miller hand after drinking that crate of beer last night"
by ClownWithNoShoes November 24, 2014
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hands on sight

Means when you see the POS you are saying this to, your hands or fists will be connecting with their face
“Robert better watch out, when I see him it’s Hands on sight.”

Fuck you bitch! Next time our paths cross its Hands on sight!!!”
by Hmmmmhuhwhat? August 12, 2022
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100% Hand Sanitizer

Waiting to be found at Area 51, the government has restricted much needed progress for Human development and advancement.
100% Hand Sanitizer is used on aliens to sterilize them so they can't make babies
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Hand sweep

I gave him a hand sweep while he was driving. He liked it so much that he, in return, gave me a hand sweep!
by Himjobs December 31, 2011
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