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Poop

I like the word poop because when you flip it or mirror it in the middle it’s still poop and poop is smelly and when someone farts everyone just bursts into laughter in class and when you think about it fart is a strange thing because when you fart it slaps ur butt cheeks and I can’t I’m laughing so much right now this shit is actually WACK aHaHa get it shit ok I’m not funny but poop is lmao hahahaha fart is funny butt cheeks r too the sound of it is just pRRRFFFT and when the class clown farts it makes me cry one time the class heard the teacher fart and it was nuclear bRuH we bursted into tears and I fell off my chair and then there was a time where the class clown decided he would switch our names into fake names and my name was yasmell leek. pooh it was hilarious when he called out my name we kept on chuckling and there was one which was neeg arsock
by Trodfaghet November 17, 2019
mugGet the Poopmug.

poop-a-traitor

an asshole, who takes advantage of you being drunk, shits all over youre appartment and blames it on you daily
Poop-a-traitor: Hey goose you big fat hairy nig, I absolutely know that you shat all over our appartment!

Goose: No, youre the poop-a-traitor.
by hello everyone! November 16, 2011
mugGet the poop-a-traitormug.

Prodigal Poop

A large poop in a low-flow toilet piles up until it reaches your butthole— thus returning from whence it came. Therefore it is called The Prodigal Poop.
I should have flushed half way through this morning. That Texas Tube Snake turned into a real Prodigal Poop.
by RandyFalstaff December 9, 2024
mugGet the Prodigal Poopmug.

Pooping

having phone sex with josh
Hey have you been pooping for the past three hours? Yes
by shehatesrally March 18, 2021
mugGet the Poopingmug.

poop monday

When you eat poop on a nice Monday morning.
“Today is poop Monday! We will have shit for breakfast.”
by miilflover101 January 12, 2021
mugGet the poop mondaymug.

poop shelf

A questionable invention by the Dutch that is morally and reprehensibly wrong on all levels.
I heard eva owns a poop shelf! what a loser!
by salami! February 2, 2024
mugGet the poop shelfmug.

i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-
Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.
by cat hotdog June 15, 2021
mugGet the i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a tacomug.

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