Bust-a-Nut Text

Noun: A text message sent from a male to his beta-male peers upon reaching sexual climax, during intercourse with a woman, in order to gloat and exclaim his manliness.

A: *checks phone and cringes*
B: What's up?
A: I just got a Bust-a-Nut Text from my boy.
B: What'd it say?
A: He just gorilla-fucked some Russian chick in the back of a limo...

by DTUrbanDictionary March 8, 2014

Spicy nut cannon

Shove wasabi nuts up your penis, then proceed jerk off until you cum and the wasabi nut comes out flying like a cannonball.

I tried out the spicy nut cannon earlier today, I got a whopping distance of 1 meter and 67cm.

by Tekashi isnt traah November 16, 2020

ass nut butter

it is when a guy puts peanut butter on his penis and shuves it up a womens ass and jizzes witch leaks out to create ass nut butter

example "dude that girl wanted me to ass nut butter her"

"really did you shuve it in her ass"

"hell yah" :P

by mr.smarterass April 3, 2009

Sucks a left nut

Originated by Jim Eldridge.

The phrase means to suck beyond all comprehension and reason. To suck worse than even sucking a regular nut.

"Check out the camber on this wheel arm, and the tread loss on my back tire, man. That sucks a left nut!"

by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

crazy go nuts

adjective. Used to describe situations in which things are at an unbelievably great state.

Why'd you have to stop us? Things were about to get Crazy Go Nuts!

by Alex April 18, 2003

puss nutted no load

One of those guys who wants to blast you in the face . And with the promise of a fire-hose like experience. Except it's more like the end of an aerosol whipped cream can experience.- Just a little piddle! Oh boooo!!! BORING!!!

Big John promised me a fun night. Turns out, he's a puss nutted no load! Where the hell is Denis Leary when you need him?

by dirtybird95 May 23, 2009

stuck on my nuts

A girl who is into a guy and everything he does ,to this girl, is so right in her eyes. She cant leave him alone for some reason.
OR:
The male in the relationship is so good at sex that the girl cant leave him alone. She always keeps comming back for more.

"Man that Lauren girl is stuck on my nuts bad"

by Lyn8732 May 8, 2008