by dudewithnobitches March 30, 2022
Get the Chris Rockmug. A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.
I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”
by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022
Get the Beta Male Rockmug. You know the little poky things on the back that are in the grass, sea wall, just ab anywhere you can step on and ruin your trip to the beach. Yeah it’s thoes things
Sh*% Gregg what did I just step on it hurts like hell (rock-a-chaws)
Hey my dog has something stuck in its paw sense we left the beach do you know what it is... no I never did
Hey my dog has something stuck in its paw sense we left the beach do you know what it is... no I never did
by Jacobspeddddd December 30, 2017
Get the rock-a-chawsmug. A delusional weird drug addict. her drug is Blueface, an engaged man to Jaidyn whom he’s been with for a long ass time. At this point, it makes me feel like she likes Blueface more than her own son with the way that shes throwing her life away. Needs to leave Summer Walker alone. She got a snaggle tooth, no man, fucked up life and a baby she cant even hold right. Summer Walker didn't lie dont get mad because she showed you truth and she got mad, she acting like she gon fight summer like her security wont body the fuck outta her. Know your place , you’re 23 act like it. Before you go back to Blueface how about you fix yo mama teeth cause we both she aint got none. We can see you taking inspo for her. focus on your son who got leaked because of YOU. I feel bad ghat you his mother this is the definition of all children deserve parents, but not all parents deserve children. How can your big sister come on the job that you apparently is the “star of” and take your place… you not the fan favourite anymore sis 🤣
Nita: yk chrisean rock?
Chelsea: that one bitch who pulled her tooth out because of a man🤣
Nita: Yeahhhh he said i was as delusional as chrisean, i cried.
Chelsea: that one bitch who pulled her tooth out because of a man🤣
Nita: Yeahhhh he said i was as delusional as chrisean, i cried.
by ReadThem October 27, 2023
Get the Chrisean Rockmug. by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ March 30, 2022
Get the i ate a rockmug. by Mushycoconut November 11, 2022
Get the Cum rockmug. American popular music from the late '90s that was featured in Abercrombie & Fitch clothing ads or sounds like it. When you hear it, you instantly picture preppie kids in pre-worn khaki shorts and revealing shirts playing volleyball on a beach or driving in open-top Jeeps on perfect sunny summer days without a care in the world.
by jayastan March 23, 2021
Get the Abercrombie rockmug.