Fuck Face

Another name used for your ex husband.

Fuck face didnt pay his child support again.

by River Dragon November 24, 2011

Fuck Lag

When your fucking lagging and your teammates are fuckingly trashtalking you because you are fucking lagging
And fuck lag bro

Fuck lag i am fucking lagging asfuck

by Retarted-Lukie-kun2019 March 28, 2019

Fucking iTunes!

Although there are numerous annoying popups from iTunes asking to upgrade to the newest version, they can't seem to fix the window size. Therefore, this what you say when you close the window behind iTunes, when you were actually trying to close iTunes.

You- "Oh yes, finally done with my 12 page essay!" -goes to close iTunes and closes Microsoft Office Word instead.- ...."Fucking iTunes!"

by douchebags rule! :D March 4, 2010

fuck midget

A small person that goes around fucking anything they see.

A small slut.

"Man that girl is such a fuck midget"

She was small and a slut so her friends called her a fuck midget.

by Jaybles117 April 29, 2009

Cluster Fucked

When you comment on something on someone's facebook and you get cluster fucked with 100's of notifications

I commented on my friend's photo and now I am cluster fucked

by The Real Marvel Knight November 29, 2011

Librarily Fucked

As opposed to Royally Fucked, someone is Librarily Fucked when they lose library books that were to be returned a long time ago. Typically, these books will have been stolen, forgotten on a bus or at a café or simply gone. One is Librarily Fucked when or if the library sends multiple demands for the books return, and one has developed an irrational fear of walking past the building in which the library is situated.

"-Shit, this is my fourth notice to return that book. I don't know where it is! -Man, you are librarily fucked."

"John opened the mailbox and saw the red letters on the envelope. With trembling hands, he realized he was librarily fucked."

"-Will you go to the library with me?

- Sorry dude, I'm librarily fucked. I can't go near that place."

by Librarily Fucked nr 1 January 12, 2011

Stuck Fucked

To have sex in one place in only one position. As to not make noise that might disturbe others.( perfect for teenage guys who want to get a quick nut off without really doing any work, or who are worried about her/his mom or dad hearing, possibly causing them to split up)

Dude did you smash that? hell yeah I stuck fucked that bitch.

by The king of Obscene August 24, 2010