the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.
jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!
jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1
jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1
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#1- yeah, when all of a sudden, some other guy came on and we had a penis face-off.
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He looks like a pitch black shadow of a man with no face, and he sneaks through your door at night and rapes you with penis seggs. There's no escaping him.
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by Alison Bond November 1, 2005
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"Did you see me last night fuck that chick with the penis on my forehead?" I said to my buddy, "Thank god for penis on the forehead syndrome I got from that gay guy in prison."
by po4heads January 2, 2010
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1) An unprovoked balltap, and the reciever of the balltap tries to return it
2) A man cheats on his girlfriend, and after the breakup the ex will then cockblock him
In the above examples, the victims are working towards revenge on the genitals, putting the perpetrator's penis under punishment.
1) An unprovoked balltap, and the reciever of the balltap tries to return it
2) A man cheats on his girlfriend, and after the breakup the ex will then cockblock him
In the above examples, the victims are working towards revenge on the genitals, putting the perpetrator's penis under punishment.
1) That asshole balltapped me outta nowhere, im putting his penis under punishment
2) John cheated on me last week, so now im so gonna put his penis under punishment this friday!
2) John cheated on me last week, so now im so gonna put his penis under punishment this friday!
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