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faff-handed

The inability to get your hands to do something, whether due tiredness, drink or other reason.
"Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"

"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."
by Moffyr December 30, 2022
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Double-handing

The act of giving with one hand while taking with the other. Most common in Christian communities where clothing, food or services are given with one hand while the other hand expects you to participate in their faith by attending their church or accepting their bibles.
“Gosh I wish I could feed my kids without having to endure the double-handing of our local church.
by WordMiser76 May 28, 2019
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Bus Driver Hands

There is no real definition, it's just to see how people react to the word and question what it means to have bus driver hands
You have Bus Driver Hands. How do you feel about that?
by Steezmiester May 11, 2020
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sticky hand

when you ejaculate into your own or someone else's hand and then use it as lube
Dude, Ricardo gave me a sticky hand last night, it was everywhere
by __nips__ April 19, 2021
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Emoty-handed

When you get sent home through enemy territory and you're all in your feelings about it.
Ea-Nasir treated me with such contempt and left me emoty-handed.
by Uh_khakis May 4, 2021
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Hands

Knows how to fight.
Did you see that fight? John has hands
by DownSouthSlang February 14, 2022
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keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning, " despite all the surprises that life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope"
Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire.
by Sexydimma April 6, 2017
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