pussy deez nuts

A type of insult one would say after a admirable success, accomplishment or victory with little effort. Used by iconic historical figures such as Naploean, Joseph Stalin, Queen Elizabeth,

God: Ayo I just created the fricking universe. Why are you here?
Queen Elizabeth: Hahaha pussy deez nuts
God: ...wtf-

by Wise man once said December 10, 2021

pistachio ginger nut

Essence of a divine ginger, unique and precious above all other redheads. This particular variant displaying characteristics more commonly seen in pixies, yet somehow able to obfuscate their emotions and illicit empathy from even the most cunning prey. Approach with caution, and enjoy the ride!

I thought it would be cool to date a redhead, but she ended up being a pistachio ginger nut and ate my soul!

by Xeg June 10, 2017

Mega Nut May

The compensation of No Nut November. One must nut three times a day for the entire month of may to make up for the loss of orgasm in No Nut November.

Man, No Nut November took its toll on me. Can't wait for Mega Nut May!

by Patrick625 November 6, 2017

Spicy nut cannon

Shove wasabi nuts up your penis, then proceed jerk off until you cum and the wasabi nut comes out flying like a cannonball.

I tried out the spicy nut cannon earlier today, I got a whopping distance of 1 meter and 67cm.

by Tekashi isnt traah November 16, 2020

Random Nut Attack

When you are hit in the balls with a small object causing Small attacks of giddiness in your genitals, and an excrutiating pain and scream!

At my birthday party Heather threw a bracelett at Broughan causing random Nut Attack!

by Missy Missy Poo Poo July 20, 2011

run my nut

suck my dick

yo that girl is tryna run my nut

by babygirlmommadaddy12 January 31, 2017

Squirrel shit nuts

1. Being undeniably crazy

Person 1: I broke up my girlfriend.
Person 2: Probably for the best, she was Squirrel shit nuts

by thunder_Ol86 December 13, 2012