Nirvan's mom

so hot, underrated ,very good and have a nice curve

Have you seen Nirvan's mom

by anonymous December 7, 2023

greystone mom

middle aged women who have nothing better to do than live their life through their children. their favorite pastime is talking shit about children, & then denying it! some are believed to sexually satisfy themselves by ruining kids life's. they love to pretend they workout when really their sugar daddies just pay for liposuction. and those who can't pay for it, are just a bunch of fat, even more miserable, bitches who gave up. watch out kids Greystone moms dont just talk shit, they make it up too! haha

Her mom is a typical greystone mom, always talking about random kids shit that isn't her business.

by somedrunkwhore January 20, 2017

nagitos mom

Nagitos mom is hot and when I say hit she is really hot and she is a milf too and nagitos mom do you need a dog I can bark and do you need a maid I'm right here and also *stomps on ground to make my Sketchers light up and they are colorful*

Person 1: hey dude do you know nagitos mom

Person 2: yeah I do and she is really really hot

Person 1: yep and she's a milf

by Huxjdjd July 2, 2021

Florida mom

A woman in her 40s and 50s her dresses and acts like a woman a half her age. Is often seen at the bar with her college-age daughter and tries to pick up on whatever dude she brings home.

Brian Griffin: Hey guys, look over there! It's a hot girl from Florida!
Peter Griffin: No, no, don't If you talk to her, you'll have to talk to her mom!
Florida mom: Oh I see you've met my daughter. You know, we were just mistaken for sister at the bar.

by dwigger2 June 17, 2016

yo mom

a word everyone has used to offend people with

yo mom so fat,we took a picture of her last summer and its still printing!

by the guy who clapped yo sis February 22, 2022

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time

Yes mam pls ask you to do with afsar ashwin sanjay and afsar are u happy pu to the world of the disease in a chil world all the real name of a trapezium of the disease that

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time yes

by SafireX (GD) September 11, 2022

Your mom

What I did last night.

Person: What have you done last night ?
Me: Your mom.

by Banco_ May 9, 2022