hand-penis coordination

(N) the ability to coordinate your piss from a penis with the use of your hands.

haha, his hand-penis coordination sucks. he aimed for the tree and pissed in your eye.

by aiden amazing November 7, 2007

A Momentary Lapse of Penis

Thinking with your dick instead of your brain.

A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.

Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.

John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!

by nearly civilized February 18, 2010

Big Black Penis

Just like the boogy man, the big black penis is something we're all scared of, even if it's really not out there.

Mommy! There's a big black penis hiding in my closet!

Calm down Timmy, thats just a normal black penis hiding in your closet.

by FuryFrenzy January 5, 2009

Double Penis Man

The single role model all real men wish they were and only a few can turn into.His abbilties include being able to have sex with 2 girls at one time and the ultra pimp hand which alows him to call both hands his pimp hand and keep them both strong! WORD!

Man #1- Man i wish i could take both Megan Fox and Kira Knightly at the same time
Man #2-What do you mean like have sex with them in the same room like first one then the other ?
Man #1- No like have two penises one in front and one in back and just sway back and forth with them on either side of me!
Man #2- Inorder to do that you would have to be "Double Penis Man"!!!!!!

by Double penis man September 19, 2009

penis fly trap

A female who tends to sleep with many men, and who may have one or more sexual diseases...

"Hey guys, did you hear? Burt slept with The Penis Fly Trap! He certainly has been where every man has been before!"

by Mogz October 16, 2005

penis-vagina-sex

The common use of sexual activity in a heterosexual relationship. The male penis is inserted into the female vagina and good times are had. Not to be confused with penis-anus-sex.

I'm sorry to cut our conversation short but my wife and myself are going upstairs for some penis-vagina-sex. I'll talk more of my business proposal in the morning.

by Jack Diddly Squat December 7, 2003

Tuna can penis

A short, but very wide human penis. It is widely accepted that one does not have intercourse with a tuna can penis, but rather uses it to punch their lover in the cunt.

Shelly: "I heard Mike has a thick dick. I am so jealous you hooked up with him!"

Nelly: "Umm, we didn't hook up so much as he punched me in the cunt with his tuna can penis"

Shelly: "gross."

by Tunacanenis July 31, 2011