shit bridge

n. A shit so large it forms a bridge over the toilet bowl drain pipe and cannot be flushed.

v. The act of creating a shit bridge.

Jimmy: "Anybody got a popsicle stick, I just shit bridged the hotel toilet?"

by Hobbes21 May 3, 2008

Shit Sag

Shitting a massive pile of feces within your pants to the point that they sag on the ground like a cash money millionaire.

Did you see that guy over at the liquor store? I though he had robbed the place and put all that Colt 45 in his pants, but after he walked past me I immediately could tell he had a shit sag.

by Static1432 November 17, 2009

Shit Bird

Person who usually looks and smells like a pile of shit. They also have no problem shitting on other people especially co-workers.

Benzoni’s white t shirt is fucking yellow and stinks. He’s definitely the biggest shit bird in the 10th.

Benzoni was hit with a detail but like a total shit bird he cried and got out of it. Now another guy is getting fucked with that detail.

by FormerCarGuy September 29, 2018

shit globber

when you take a shit and it comes to life due to radioactive waste in your bum bum

last night kenny was killed by his own shit globber

by Nick Varas November 24, 2004

Shit Pillows

Ass cheeks. Need I say more?

WOW Fred look at the shit pillows on that bitch.

by Fredz November 1, 2006

Shit a bit

A phrase used to show extreme excitement; generally only used to refer to a future event.

Dude, if we get to go to E3 this year, I'll shit a bit!

by AndrewFM March 19, 2008

Sharapova shit

To defecate while making a loud, grunting noise.

Coined after tennis player Maria Sharapova, who is known for her grunting sounds on the tennis court.

"What was going on in the restroom?"

"Oh, I was taking a Sharapova shit."

by ihatetonyromo March 11, 2014