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Tri-job

When 3 women or 3 men perform oral sex on 1 male.
I got really excited when all 3 of them told me they wanted to give me a tri-job.
by BTOpposite August 28, 2025
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Steve Jobs-less

A business leader who pretends to be a thought provoker (innovator) only to secretly align themselves willing patsy (proxy) of an larger agenda that benefits them directly or the groups they’re aligned with for the sole purpose of control and/or greed.

They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.
Did you hear about Steve Jobs-less over at Company X that required all workers to come back to the office during Covid? Regardless of the fact the company made record profits and higher productivity, all because the President said we should.

As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.
by LBtheG May 8, 2022
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Steve Job

A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.
“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”
by FatBoyJournals January 14, 2022
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National Blow job day

November 19 is national blow job day where all girlfriends give blow job
His girlfriend gave her boyfriend a blow job to help with his stress on National blow job day
by lilly2222 November 19, 2022
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Gargle Job

I'm in the mood for a Gargle Job babe!

I can't believe he won't Gargle you, you should dump him.

He gave me the worst GJ last night!
by Squamies December 21, 2024
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When your partner passionately kisses the side of your genitalia while making direct eye contact so powerful that it pierces through your partner’s soul. This act of kindness transcends your partners vibration into an instant state of nirvana. This act of service is completed while viewing your partners gluteus Maximus in a vertical dressing mirror.

“The clouds part, the angels sing, a beam of light shines down upon you, as the atomic bomb detonates”
Partner 1: “I’m going to give you the biggest Ginormous Blow Job aka “GBJ” of your life

**partner 2 looks up to the heavens with complete clarity and responds**

Partner 2: “ There is a god
by Oppenheimer1111 October 25, 2025
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Get A Job Day

Get A Job Day is a day on the 28th November in which any adult who lives solely on the governments wallet is encouraged to get a job and go outside
It's November 28th, Get A Job Day. Go get a job you useless redditor manbaby.
by AgaurderOfBoltsReal November 27, 2023
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