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Black Man Bluetooth

(1) The recognition in any public or private space between two black males regardless of whether they have previously been introduced or not.
When I walk through Campus with Nigel, my Mandinka friend, it's like he has his Black Man Bluetooth turned on. He recognises every brother from here to Brixton. He tells me he's never met half of them.
by PalmerstonJim July 25, 2012
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Black Swan Problem

A strange and out-of-control hairstyle which has literally taken on a life of its own. Results from too long without having a haircut, characterized by unsettling feeling overcoming bystanders. A Black Swan Problem may or may not have the ability to exercise mind control over the "wearer" and invariably causes a vacant and confused look in the eyes. Although difficult to describe, one is immediately aware when they are in the presence of a Black Swan Problem.
Wow Barge, I realize I haven't seen you in a while, but that is some Black Swan Problem you are rockin.

Jesus, if you know what is good for all of us, you will get that Black Swan Problem tamed before it achieves world domination!
by Birdman529 February 5, 2010
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black witch vag

a crazy bitch who loves to hit on guys, even thought she has a boyfriend. this girl will make her interest in said guy obvious by constant facebook postings on his wall, status updates, picture albums solely dedicated to him, etc. the black witch vag is known for her crippling effects on male genitalia, leading many other women to be disgusted by the man once he has been involved with the crazy black witch vag.
guy 1 : "did you see sara last night?"
guy 2 : "yeah, i heard her and her black witch vag were trying to bang some guy last night...doesnt she have a boyfriend?"
by CJ K February 21, 2011
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you in black territory

phrase used to signify dominance over someone or something.

first used by the homeless black man in Bumfights Vol. 1.
You in black territory! You in black territory! You want me to kill yo ass?
by KRHimself August 27, 2004
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Black Entertainment Television

Commonly Confused with Court TV because they tend to show all the same people.
Hey I was watching R. Kelly's new video on Black Entertainment Television while he was being arraigned on Court TV for pissing on chicks.
by Brodie Bruce January 18, 2005
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Black Label Society

by Jordan Scott May 19, 2004
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driving while black

Driving While Black (DWB) is the name given to the non-existent "crime" of being a black driver, and is generally a racial profiling employed by many police forces. It is a parody of the real crime driving while intoxicated.

It refers to the idea that a motorist can be pulled over by a police officer simply because he or she is black and then charged with a trivial or perhaps non-existent offense.
"The only reason the police pulled him over was because he was driving while black."
by aurilla August 16, 2006
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