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Shit ton

Not just a large amount of something, but a gregarious amount of something you don't want. Similar, at least in idea, to too much.

One can't have a shit ton of money. One can, however, have a shit ton of ants in ones pants, or a shit ton of holes in a bag of money.
Upon entering my kitchen I noticed there were a shit ton of ants everywhere.

After taking my final exam, my friend and I concurred that there was a shit ton of material we did not know.

It takes a shit ton of gas to drive from California to New York and back.
by BryceS47 February 18, 2009
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Ball Shit

When you are having sex with a chick who's got a dirty ass and you get her shit on your balls.
I had to clean up my ball shit after sleeping with Betty last night.
by netchi October 22, 2008
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wifi shit

When you bring your laptop into the bathroom with you, and place it on your lap as you are taking a shit...this way you can still talk on AIM/etc. and browse the internet, and brag to your friends how you are wiping your ass as you talk to them. Usually happens the morning after you've been drinking and have the infamous mud butt.

"transfering to the throne" is all that needs to be said and it will be understood you are transfering from wherever your laptop is mounted to the shitter.
"I took a wifi shit, and dropped my laptop on the ground and it broke my keyboard."

- true story.
by Tuffnuts June 22, 2006
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No Shit, Sherlock!

A way of saying " No Duh " or " Obviously " but in a mean kind of way or sarcastically
by SRS111222 February 17, 2012
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shit fan

When shit hits a fan, it causes a shit storm
Man today at work it was a shit fan
by sexual goat August 1, 2006
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Shit Taco

When you insert your penis into a chicks asshole, then pull-out and precede to stick it in her pussy and leave a trail of feces in your wake.
Last night I gave my chick a shit taco.
That hoe is dirty she loves shit tacos.
by cuasshul September 17, 2010
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Holly shit

When you are typingholy shit” and auto corrects to a girl in your text thread
by Psugirl92 March 14, 2018
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