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Crane Job

A "Crane Job" refers to the act of using a claw machine (or similar mechanical grabbing device) to masturbate. Named after the infamous struggle of trying to win a prize, it’s equally awkward, unpredictable, and oddly impressive when successful.
"Bro walked out of the arcade looking way too relaxed. Turns out he gave himself a Crane Job behind the prize counter."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
by WenchSniff June 18, 2025
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Tollund Job

A Tollund Job is from the meme between Ben and his friend group "Tollund Lore", a Tollund job is when you wrap your legs around someone else's leg and start going up and down slowly.
Want a Tollund job babe ;)
by Pulsarnova November 22, 2023
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Nut Job

A boob job for gay men. When a man rubs his penis against another man’s sac reaching climax.
“My boyfriend gave me a nut job last night.”
by ieattoehair March 15, 2025
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Spann Job

A handjob where the giver wears a crusty Callaway Weather Spann golf glove.
Me and the homies played golf yesterday, we took turns giving each other spann jobs.
by NotPhilMickelson June 6, 2024
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gay job

when a str8 guy gets blow by a gay guy, just to get off
i got a gay job from Steve the other night, cuz i was horny all day and Jessica wasn't around.
by axsucker June 14, 2017
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better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education and then later on get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to hopefully open your own construction firm
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
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Pacific Rim Job

originating from the movie "pacific rim" where a huge mecha robot is piloted by 2 pilots that have a neural bridge connection, thus being completely mentally in sync. this verb is used when two people are so in sync and owning in an activity (gaming, making jokes, cooking, sports ,overall any activity needed two people completing each other with no words said. tldr you so in sync and fuckin too good at it
that play we made was a total pacific rim job.
they're too good at team uno, they're totally pacific rim jobing us.
by anonymous April 6, 2024
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