Stop and go traffic

When a male attempts to perform the act of urination and suddenly a turtle head approaches the end of the cave. Immediately rendering the urinater to pinch it off resulting in failing to push out the pee. This creates the same effect as stop and go traffic battling to push out urine and simultaneously pinch off a loaf.

Example 1: Damnit, i can't piss cause i'm too busy clenching cheek, stupid stop and go traffic.

by Cam_shaft January 4, 2012

Don’t go hollow

Believe what you choose to believe, take personal responsibility for what you believe. Do not be led to believe like a goat. “Don’t go hollow.”

Liberal and Conservative are qualitative variations of trust. Trust of humans is necessarily dynamic. A static trust of a human, irregardless of millions of variables affecting the present, is inappropriate. To call yourself a “Liberal” is “going hollow”. To call yourself “Conservative” is “going hollow”. You might as well call yourself a screwdriver or a hammer. “Don’t go hollow.”

by Mattmandue May 14, 2021

like Prince was, is, or is going to be there

a tool for measuring exactly how cool any given situation was, is, or is going to be

Like Prince was, is, or is going to be there.

"Hey, how was your date with those twins?"
-"Dude, basically, Prince was there."

"Man, this place is totally lame."
-"Ya, it's not like Prince is here."

"This kegger is going to be awesome!"
-"Whatever. It's not like Prince is going be there or anything."

by The Two Tylers July 21, 2008

God on a Go-Kart

Expression used to show surprise or disgust, possibly even disbelief. Originally hailing from the more frequented term 'Christ on a bicycle.' Now however has been scientifically proven that god mastered the art of wheel turning from a go-kart his bad fiddling uncle Tommy gave him.

Have you heard, Moreen is becoming a man? What you mean Moreen from accounting, God on a go-kart!

by Captain Stabber. December 15, 2009

Going Fort Hood

The modern equivalent of going postal. Usually occurs in a setting where Bureaucracy takes place such as the DMV or Post Office.

I spent 2 hours at the DMV today, I came this close to going Fort Hood on everyone in that place.

by CaesarAugustusRobertoRamerez November 13, 2009

Merry Go Brown

To gather a group of people (preferably friends) with horse masks, then duct tape all of them to a ceiling fan.(They must have their ass facing the ground) Whilst on the fan, they must proceed to defecate onto a female (or male) body.

Tim: Hey David, have you herd?
David: What? About Chris's Merry Go Brown party?
Tim: Yeah, I herd tonight it's Erica turn.
David: Finally! I got to go pick up my mask from the cleaners.

by FancyKrip September 6, 2013

going towards the ceiling

sooner or later, the shits gonna hit the fan.

Person One: "You know Jimmy?"
Person Two: "Yeah, the guy who lost his family in a fire and is crazily depressed?"
Person One: "Well now he lost his job and his only remaining possession is a shotgun."
Person Two: "That's going towards the ceiling."

by Tammy McShammerson May 22, 2010