When Petter Solberg talks about the how it's not the speed that kill, it's the explosion in really bad english
by MustachePotet February 4, 2022
Get the it's not the fart that kills, it's the smellmug. "Eart my fart," is a pickup line to show how funny you are to your significant other. In many cases, it causes the person to fall in love with you right away. (read our reviews below)
"eart my fart stabilized my marriage"
"eart my fart instantly made me the best looking person ever"
"i used to have herpes and AIDS but thanks to eart my fart I also have HIV."
"i met my roblox girlfriend using eart my fart"
"eart my fart has been a blessing bestowed upon our family."
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"eart my fart instantly made me the best looking person ever"
"i used to have herpes and AIDS but thanks to eart my fart I also have HIV."
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by _hAs LeFT ThE cHaT February 18, 2019
Get the eart my fartmug. Mom: I saw your search history. WTF IS ROBLOX FART SEX?!?!
Kid: What?
Mom: Come in the car, I'm gonna drop you off at the adoption center
Kid: What?
Mom: Come in the car, I'm gonna drop you off at the adoption center
by piposhendu January 14, 2023
Get the roblox fart sexmug. when your girl feels as if she has to release a geseous foul storm from her anus and sit's on you to realese it all. it's best when done by a iron-handed,sexy female patner
who's seven ft taller than you. let her fart on you as much as she has to. you'll never want her to break up with you as a result.
who's seven ft taller than you. let her fart on you as much as she has to. you'll never want her to break up with you as a result.
can you believe what happened to me last night? Man speceilya subjected me to fart liquid torture. i never wanna leave her.never.
by 24/765 November 26, 2010
Get the fart liquid torturemug. The DO NOT TRUST FART are questionable farts that is usually associated with diarrhea , questionable in the sense of whether or not the fart should be retained or not? the fart that you make sure you purdge out very slowly so you don't have to keep sending someone out to get you new clothes kinda fart. Prequal to a shart
From a friend to a friend I must say your ass gas is sounding wet I hope you don't end up getting a case of do not trust farts
by N.R.B. June 7, 2020
Get the Do not trust fartmug. The Black Fart Dragon is when you are about to eat a girls ass but then she farts. You still lick it though because you love your boo.
Lucas: Ayo son where were you last night?
Daniel: Eatin this girls ass.
Lucas: Oh damn.
Daniel: She brought out the Black Fart Dragon though!!!
Daniel: Eatin this girls ass.
Lucas: Oh damn.
Daniel: She brought out the Black Fart Dragon though!!!
by THEBlackFartDRagon September 23, 2016
Get the Black Fart Dragonmug. When one person backs up to another person butt cheeks to butt cheeks and farts, thus transferring the package. This can be done clothed or non clothed.
My wife told me not to Dutch oven her again so now I wait till she is in bed and I slide ass to ass and pony express (fart) her.
by Panda bareitall August 20, 2015
Get the Pony express (fart)mug.