Red Sox suck

The most true thing in the world

Im a Red Sox fan but still, as we all know, Red Sox suck

by Elonnole April 25, 2021

Red, White and Through

Lamenting the demise of America as a true democracy.

Can you believe how repressive America has become?
What the hell happened to our constitution? Man, we are so red, white and through.

by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010

Red Thumb Syndrome

When your thumb gets all red and sore from pressing the D-pad on a DS or other video game console for too long.

I was playing Mario 64 DS for 4 hours straight, so I got Red Thumb Syndrome.

by xXFruityNoobxx November 28, 2012

red hot kitchen

Horny, Sexually aroused, waiting with haste, need of comfort, needy

I am red hot kitchen

by NoOneAtAll0 September 21, 2013

Red Banana... What?

The appropriate reaction for seeing a Red Banana

"Hey, dude you've seen the three colours of Banana's?"
"But Bananas are two colours, Green and Yellow"
"There's also Red Bananas"
"Red Banana... What?"

by Luna Moth October 22, 2020

Red Dragan

A douche bag named Shuiab. Typically the reason a team will loose a game in Halo: Reach.

Jeff's brother is being a Red Dragan.

by whuihuiowf November 2, 2010

red star lesbian

A lesbian who likes to muff-munch during Auntie Flo's visits

"But, it's that time of the month!" "It's cool. I'm all into the red star thing."

"I heard Jane likes to go down on girls during that time. What is she, a vampire?" "No, she's a red star lesbian."

by CrimsonTideForever September 8, 2011