Penis Puffer Fish

To put an erect penis in your mouth and puff hard until your cheeks expand like a puffer fish.

She looked like a Penis Puffer Fish with my dick in her mouth.

by AnselMO January 25, 2014

penis shit licker

One who licks the penis that has just been inside their own unclean asshole.

Ever since I saw poo on Branka's mouth, knowing she is fond of cock sucking, I had a hunch that she was a penis shit licker.

by Timothy Tool November 8, 2004

chinese penis torture

the act of slapping a girl's forhead repeatedly with your erect penis.

example:
HER: i want a facial, and then some chinese penis torture
ME: sure! :)

by cv3 July 24, 2006

Peruvian Penis Pumper

1) A woman from Peru who's occupation is that of giving handjobs in the back parking lot of Walmart for $5

2) A device from Peru that is used to erect the male genitalia.

3) A mentally impared person whom nobody wants to be around.

1) That Peruvian Penis Pumper was a freak man.

2) Woman: I want to have sex.
Man: One second I'll go get my Peruvian Penis Pumper

3) God stay away from that Peruvian Penis Pumper

by hastatus3 May 3, 2010

penis of forgiveness

a tool of ultimate forgiveness. the place she turns to when shes really spat the dummy, crashed the car or shagged the grandpa.

to kiss the penis of forgiveness

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

Small Penis Syndrome

Noun
The idea that one has a small penis, meaning that they perform poorly while having sex, and must make extravagant purchases and show off to others to compensate their fragile ego.

Contrary to the terminology and popular definition, not everyone with SPS necessarily believes that they have a small penis. Small Penis Syndrome means that a person has low self-esteem and feels powerless in one aspect of their life or another, so they buy obscenely expensive things to prove their worth to themselves and to those around them.

Hip Dad:
What's up brah, wanna take the Benz up to the country club and shoot a round? We'll have a heiny afterwards.

Hip Dad Friend #1:
Mike, you know that you can't afford that car or your country club membership. Why are you buying so much expensive shit?

Hip Dad Friend #2:
Let him have this, he has Small Penis Syndrome. He's just trying to find his self-worth.

by NYora June 17, 2018

Small penis syndrome

A mental health condition that causes severe anxiety over penis size. It can affect men who do not even have a small penis. This syndrome has developed as a result of our society’s damaging, body shaming attitude towards men’s genitals and the concepts about sex that have been influenced by the porn industry.

Small penis syndrome is poorly affecting his body image and his quality of his life.

by UnconditionaLove July 13, 2019