John fightmaster

Some sort of really weird bird that makes funny noises

Look,John fightmaster is there,again

by Vjhuoefkh September 26, 2011

john bates

That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.

That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!

by Mrs John Bates April 17, 2017

Bug John

Your friend from highscools dad that let's you get drunk at his house but then makes you do manual labor in the morning while hungover.

I got drunk at my friend's house last night but then bug John got us up in the morning to chop firewood.

by Arm Barner November 18, 2021

john homer

You cannot speak engrish. You do brack magic and are too good at it... wut du hell?

da herro i am the person john homer i can do brack magic and i drink brackish da water

by iamdabrackmagicmaster August 9, 2016

John,Xarion,Cashew&mali

These guy's dont horn, they will treat you hella good like most loyal men in trinidad and losing them would be the biggest 'L' in human existence.

Hoes:" Dawg i wish i was tgt with a nigga like John,xarion,cashew&mali"

by JohnWick🌴 January 23, 2023

john sohl

john sohl is CRAZY but kind to the ones close to him he finds love in creativity and admires that. john is selfish but selfless at the same time he is determined to make it in life and never let the ones he loves worry.

john sohl is driven to achieve.

by funnysomeone October 30, 2019

John

John is the best person in the world. He’s funny, hot, tall, smart, caring, and so much more. He also kisses really good, I love making out with him. He makes feel things that I didn’t even know were possible, iykyk

“Man, I’d love to have a John”

“Omg she’s so lucky to be dating John”

by Lavine6969420 November 14, 2022