a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.
and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones
by vitoman123 November 24, 2020
Get the fart-o-metermug. by Spandex67 January 30, 2018
Get the bear trap fartmug. Unit of measurement for distance, representing close enough to literally and figuratively hear or smell flatulence.
by niggman star33 January 21, 2021
Get the Within farting distancemug. Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.
Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017
Get the fart baloon IImug. Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.
by StealthMeistro November 23, 2021
Get the Depressed Couch Fartsmug. by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023
Get the front fart surprisemug. by aishrek July 12, 2020
Get the frog fart syndromemug.