Derp

When you mix period blood and semen together creating a homemade strawberry milk

My partner and I are to going to whop up some derp for us to enjoy

by Definiteteller1 December 21, 2024

pull a derp

The act whereby one tries to do something, but will fail without a doubt.

Daniel: Watch me get this clutch on CS:GO!
*Get's AWP'ed*
Jason: I knew you'd pull a derp.

by Jackson Blueboy April 6, 2015

Derp helmet

A piece of protective head gear that police place on self destructive detainees to prevent self injury.

"Aw jeeze, she's banging her head in the back of my cruiser. We gotta put her in a derp helmet!"

by Wendigo45 November 5, 2025

Derp

One of the most amazing words ever

I love the word derp.... DERP!!

by @catsaremylife November 25, 2016

polar derp

that one motherfucker who makes music

Person 1: Yo did you see the new polar derp album?

Person 2: it's trash as fuck

by Polar Derp April 9, 2024

Derp

The only word I'm surprised hasn't appeared yet lmao

DERP DERP DERPITY DERP DERP

by IZ YA BOI January 27, 2018

Derping

Scared and coughing

Why did you jump out at me without my inhaler? I'm derping!

by Derping4life December 3, 2020