wisconsin waffle

The act of taking a nice poo on your partner and smacking it with a tennis racket. Then following that racket beating with a nice blast of semen to syrup it up.

Steve gave me the best Wisconsin Waffle on Friday. I can still smell it!

by CharlesK November 19, 2017

trill waffle

Someone you want to butter up and squirt your syrup on.

"Damn, did you see that shorty?! I'm gonna make her my trill waffle tonight!"

by NoRagerts June 3, 2016

spray waffle

When Richard makes Leah laugh and spit her breakfast all over the monitor.

"I take hormones so I can lactate and give my cat the feeling of being a kitten again."
"That made me spray waffle just now."

by EllenO October 12, 2013

Box waffle

(Adj.) Someone who wacks off with waffle boxes on their hands.
(V.) To make a fort of waffle boxes and wack off in it.

(Adj.) "Adam Sandler is such a box waffle."
(V.) "Do you want to box waffle?"

by stupid slut January 18, 2011

Midnight Waffle

When you throw your poop on another person’s back in the middle of the night, and proceed to stomp on the poop with a boot to make a waffle pattern.

Dude, my girlfriend asked me to give her a midnight waffle, and I realized she just wanted a waffle.

by Midnight Waffle May 22, 2022

waffle donkey

When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.

Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"

by Smallman Wumbie June 1, 2017

Golden Waffle

When your boyfriend pours syrup in your vagina and fucks you until he cums inside you, then he eats dat sticky pussy.

(Golden strawberry waffle: bonus if shes on her rag!)

aunt jemima always sweetens my golden waffle!

by rustyboots November 5, 2017