reality junkie

People who are obsessed with reality shows and spend more time watching the shows than on their personal lives. They act as tough the characters are their real friends.
She cancelled plans to go out with us so that she would watch Nene on the Housewives of Atlanta. She is such a reality junkie!
by cinder April 01, 2014
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reality-killer

Someone that can't really care a fuck. And ignores fucked-up opinions.
"Fred, why you are a reality-killer.-
"Cause I sick of opinioned politician with there bullshits. I already voted one. And I ain't going to do it again. I like isolation from society. Their all up to there necks. So, why bother about that."
by realitykiller October 13, 2016
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Reality Coma

1. When someone has been in their own world for a long time then 'wakes up'

2. Someone who refuses to face reality.
"I don't know how I can use Reality Coma in a sentence .-.'
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photoshopping reality

When the press, public relations firms, government officials and political campaigns distort reality, twist the facts, apply filters like those used in PhotoShop to changes images, that is photoshopping reality. Closely associated with spin, perception management, marketing and propaganda.
When Secretary of State Colin Powell showed photographs to the UN proving the existence of chemical warfare plants, he was photoshopping reality. Also, President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by Songpoet February 07, 2008
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Mad Realities

A reality in which things are a little more mad than usual. It may feel like you are entering an alternate universe.
Damn, I can't believe Elon Musk is buying Twitter. Mad Realities, man.
by LeannTheSexTherapist April 28, 2022
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Reality show slut

An individual who eagerly and unashamedly yearns for reality shows. They often pop their cherry with a popular mainstream show (e.g., Survivor) only to be overcome with a strong insatiable craving for anything that resembles reality television. More often than not, they seek to satisfy themselves with marathon binge watching only to realize no amount of Jersey Shore brings them to completion anymore, so they inevitably begin experimenting with anything that fits their gaping TV pleasure hole available from the free section on the Roku channel.
"Brian is such a reality show slut! I want to stay for karaoke, but he said we have to leave the party in time for Vanderpump Rules at 8."
by Jimothy Longmont January 31, 2024
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Reality show slut

An individual who eagerly and unashamedly yearns for reality shows. They often pop their cherry with a popular mainstream show (e.g., Survivor) only to be overcome with a strong insatiable craving for anything that resembles reality television. More often than not, they seek to satisfy themselves with marathon binge watching only to realize no amount of Jersey Shore brings them to completion anymore, so they inevitably begin experimenting with anything that fits their gaping TV pleasure hole available from the free section on the Roku channel.
"Brian is such a reality show slut! I want to stay for karaoke, but he said we have to leave the party in time for Vanderpump Rules at 8."
by Jimothy Longmont January 31, 2024
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