Reality show friendship

A fake friendship.

The fake guy/girl has mostly reality show friendships, that must be why he/she is on tv so much. Fuck a reality show friendship.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

Reality Receipt

When bullshit gets vibe checked by evidence.

You can't bullshit your way around a reality receipt.

by Dr.Crow October 1, 2023

Mad Realities

A reality in which things are a little more mad than usual. It may feel like you are entering an alternate universe.

Damn, I can't believe Elon Musk is buying Twitter. Mad Realities, man.

by LeannTheSexTherapist April 27, 2022

Screwing with Reality

Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.

Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

Back to reality

Back to reality is when you beat the meat with snus (nicotin pouches) witch will giva you a feeling of leaving your body and when you cum the fealing stops and you will be sent "back to reality", this love will also spel with cigaretts but is best with snus. This way of masturbating was found in the månnsson family in sweden.

-Yo Hafez have you tried doing a "back to reality"?
- no Erik is it good?
- yes i did it last night it was the best fealing in the World.

by Assbuttinnigger April 28, 2019

Reality Drift

An incident in which one forgets about the reality they are actually in and temporarily behaves as if they are where/when they were thinking about.

Last night was weird, during dinner I had a reality drift I was in the movie Step Brothers.

by Joe Deez May 12, 2020

Tax Back to Reality

A modification of "Snap Back to Reality" that is used as an insult or catchphrase.
(It is intended to start conversations like it's related term "So, taxes".)

Get owned, Tax Back to Reality.

by TaxPayer1 March 14, 2024