cooter pancake

someone who is being a complete retard, or when a chicks twat folds are so fat they look like good old flap jacks.

if someone is being dumb.... why'd you cock block me you fuckin cooter pancake.

if you get a fatty.... Hey man, what did you do last night.... I had me a good old cooter pancake.

by k-dizzski October 12, 2006

Pancake abortion

When you're making pancakes and you drip a small glob of mix on the griddle, but instead of making a baby pancake with it, you just wipe it off, thereby ruthlessly murdering what could have been a bite-sized treat or a whole meal for a small child in a third world country.

"Dude! You totally just had a pancake abortion! I would have adopted that if you didn't wanna eat it."

by 13en Warner September 15, 2011

pancake face

having a flat face like a pancake.

also known as "2d face".

"jasiel garza has a pancake face"

by yours tru-lie tha saint November 5, 2007

makin' pancakes

When a female and male have makeup sex in the morning before breakfast.

Hey Sofia, i heard you were makin' pancakes with Dillon this morning..

by Dillon Alexander November 11, 2008

drippy pancake

when ur pp still cummin but ur blood ain't flowin
so ur dick soft and ur cum hot

"fucking fuck get your fucking drippy pancake out of me"
"OK"
"ok"

by pancakepenis January 29, 2015

Stacked Pancake

A shorter and thicker sized woman or man or it whatever you’re into.

“Damn that girl Sydney is like a stacked pancake!”

by Chris doo doo head October 23, 2018

pancake disrespecter

One who disrespects someone by not letting them finish a pancake.

"Damn woman! I can even finish my damn flapjack without you tryna make me re-tile the roof! I'm not bitting my lip this time! You know what you are?! A straight up PANCAKE DISRESPECTER!"

by La Mothkis October 8, 2014