grease Tendrils

Long hair of a person that hasn't washed it in a while and thus is sticking together in strands.

Today Asmongold is again showing of his grease tendrils during the stream.

by Bastispark July 17, 2022

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

greased lemur

Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.

Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.

Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.

by beeuhnay May 25, 2016

grease pump

A typically Derogatory term used to define someone who is generally greasy in character and just in general.

I.e. always showing up late, constant mooching etc

What a Grease Pump!

by Yell-A-wolF February 3, 2023

Blunt grease

The grease at the end of a badly rolled blunt that gets on your lip.

#BluntGrease @BluntGrease

Johnzel rolled a blunt so trash he had “blunt grease” all over his lip.

by Drewy April 23, 2018

Wall Grease

The sticky brown spots on home walls that defy any logical explanation for it's existence. Called "grease" because of it's similar quality to congealed grease around the home stove. Can also be called "wall sap" or "wall sweat" because of how it appears to have oozed from the wall itself.

"Man, I found some wall grease again in my bedroom! Where the fuck is it comin' from?"

by HoneyMac September 19, 2016

Grease Boi

Kids who don't shower often, and have oily foreheads and greasy hair.

1:Damn that kid stinks. And his hair, it's so greasy!
2: Thats because hes Grease Boi

by PoopPant March 13, 2018