jerk surfing

The art of flipping a bed over onto the poor bastard in it. Then jumping on top of the bed and seeing how long you can stay on top and keep riding your "wave" (the twisting, curseing person under the bed). Jumping up and down is also A-O-K, just don't touch the floor. Else you have to start over.

Well the Jerk passed out on the bed.. So Brett decided to go "Jerk Surfing" and flipped the bed over onto the Jerk; and jumped on top of the mess.

"Hey get out of my bed you stupid hippie" I yelled and still they laid there. So I did the old jerk surfing move and made sure to jump extra hard onto the bed. Dam smelly hippies.

by The JerkMeister May 14, 2008

jerk and toss

to make the motion of jacking off, then throwing the load in someones face

noah was bitching, so mike and thoma jerk and tossed him right to his face.

by mark durning September 6, 2007

hover jerk

to jerk off while hovering over another person's body.

Go home and hover jerk your roommate Jenn.

by BLegs February 27, 2011

John-Jerk

When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.

John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.

by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023

Infinity Jerk

When two groups circle jerk while yelling at each other about circle jerking.

Dave and Rob both complained on the internet about each others Circle Jerking and their conversation became a Infinity Jerk.

by Slade W November 18, 2016

Birthday Jerk

Someone who feels an excessive amount of entitlement on their birthday.

"Let me have the remote, it's my birthday."

"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."

by PlaidAndSubtract January 3, 2013

Wreath Jerk

A circle jerk on Christmas

Hey, dude, I'm not with family for Christmas. Wanna organize a wreath jerk?

by ReallyBigBook December 24, 2012