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Brain Clog

When someone asks you a simple question and for no reason at all you have to replay the question in your head, think about it for a second and then come up with the answer.

This can occur when you are either immersed in something else, or just so bored that your brain has decided to take a nap.

Often affects people on medication, alcohol or illegal drugs, but can happen to anyone.
"Dude, was it you that left the gerbil in the fridge?"

"Wha' . . . Ger'um'ah, yeah."

"What the hell have you been smoking? He's shaking like a head-knocker."

"Um . . . your stash. Sorry man got a little Brain Clog today."
by Wingy July 4, 2006
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slut brain

When your Dominant puts you so deep into subspace that all you can think about is the unyielding, intense desire to be fucked.
I love when my man puts his hands on me. He gives me such slut brain whenever I am around him!
by Vorsteher Agony May 7, 2021
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Brain Free

Self Descriptive
Lack of brains

Brainless
1. If I wasn't brain free I'd be a rocket scientist.
2. Bro keep up all that drinking and you will be brain free.
3. I am using brain free as my excuse.
4. We know you're brain free but we still love you.
5. It's awesome. I am so brain free today. I smoked too much dank weed.
6. I could only stand one date with her because she was brain free.
7. Bro if you keep on doing all those beer bongs you'll be brain free.
8. You always lose in beer pong, no wonder why you are brain free.
by iamgrouchysmurf February 6, 2014
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brain-wacked

1) Emotional: when someone is too overwhelmed to emotionally deal with the information (news) just received

2) Intellectual: when someone is too confused to input or comprehend the information (knowledge) just received (reviewed)
1) Emotional: Jane got brain-wacked when she found out that her boyfriend Dick had slept with Lilith.

2) Intellectual: The CEO was brain-wacked when he read how low the numbers were in the quarterly sales report.
by Torreycat January 26, 2011
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Brain FAARP

Noun. Often facetious or derogatory. The blending, or portmanteau, of Brain Fart and AARP. A lapse in memory or thought for those not quite old enough to be having a Senior Moment but being close to or having reached the minimum membership age (50) of AARP.
"He forgot his cell phone again? If he has one more brain fAARP, we'll just start calling him grandpa."
by rqd January 12, 2012
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lame brain

person: whats 2x2?
other person: ummmmmmm... i dont know.
first person: wow what a lame brain.
by BLG3143 February 19, 2009
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big brain

when someone is so stupid theyre actually smart
person 1: omg this isnt a table its a window omg
person 2: big brain
by chingchongyouhaveasmalldong October 15, 2019
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