Crunchy

To describe someone who is being angry or upset (not to confuse with salty)

"Amber why are you being crunchyour today?
"I just failed my test today"

by Lew_ser April 22, 2016

Crunchy Energy

When you're on the tipping point of pushing a good time into a chaotic night. Going from tipsy to wasted.

We were all feeling it and having a good time but Sarah has crunchy energy.

by Trexlady November 4, 2023

Crunchy Oat Square

Trump rally attendees with a chip on their shoulder.

I'm not ISIS you Crunchy Oat Square!

by LifetotallyCereal September 30, 2016

crunchy biscut

when your crinkle then get fucked

Hey you wanna crunchy biscut sometime

by crunchy biscut November 16, 2021

Crunchy Parrots

Everyone likes eating parrots!
A parrots is a nugget.

Mlmlml crunchy parrots!

by Creeper_ita July 2, 2020

Crunchie

Describes any fictional anthropomorphic arthropods or bugs in media, AKA bug furries. This includes bugs wearing clothes, standing upright, or displaying any human features, typically seen in animated film. Sometimes displayed in pornographic manners by less savory people...

“Dude have you seen A Bug’s Life yet? The crunchies in there looked so rad.”

“Ew no, why would I be into that.”

by FIREBUG_05 April 10, 2021

Bat crunchies

An all natural 100% organic sun dried treat that most health food junkies are craving these day. Ingredients vary depending on the bats diet. Best eaten a year or 2 after hitting the rack. Can be found in an old attic, cave or beneath any bat nesting area.

Hey Braden please pass that basket bat crunchies....

by Wingsnthings March 27, 2020