simp

NOT a crush, but you find everyone attractive; you can never settle with one person for too long, unless you are a minor simp, so then you only simp for one or two people. But if you are a REAL simp, you will have such a long list you will forget half the people and randomly remember them. You're always adding more to the list, almost every day.

me: *takes 2 hours explaining how a ton of people are attractive*
friend: geez bro you're such a simp

by dnf_simp612 June 27, 2022

Simp

A man that will do anything for a woman just to get a little action.

Ansen is a massive simp

by RandomInternetGuy4523 May 29, 2020

simp

a simp is somone that likes somebody and gets rejected but still likes them

Girl 1: hey look whos that girl Girl 2: o its a simp

by your_local_sixmp_ September 23, 2020

Simp

Lesbians who think other lesbians are the shit but aren't as bad as incels who are loser dudes who think a woman is the shit.

Yo, Jacky is such as simp for that egirl.

by Pdiddy5 January 7, 2021

Simp

Super
Increadable
Minecraft

Player

man this guy is a simp he is so good

by Penelope Playzzz August 9, 2021

SIMP

super intense minecraft player

Oh there is a simp, problably he poay minecraft very well

by riadfrancoq September 24, 2021

Simp

Someone who spends way too much time with their crush of significant other.

My Brother is a simp

by Hudson..Roberts June 13, 2020