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wife pounds

The 10-60 lbs a woman gains in the first few years of marriage.
Tyler: "Damn dude, Rachel really let herself go since getting married.
Hans: "For real, she put on those wife pounds".

Homeboy 1: "Wow, homegirl really let herself go since she got married".
Homeboy 2: "As soon as she got that ring she put on those wife pounds".
by Flatfoot McCloud July 31, 2018
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wife poaching

In the swinging community, when a couple attempts to coax the female portion of another couple into sexual relations without the consent or knowledge of the male portion of the other couple. This is sometimes refered to as back door unicorn hunting.

Note that this is different from testing the waters, as in the swinging community the female portion is often approached first to see if the couple as a whole is interested in play. In wife poaching there is often a shady element involved where the husband is intentionally excluded by the initiating couple.
John when to the bathroom at the swingers club only to find out that when he returned, a wife poaching couple swooped in and tried to make his wife a cuckcake.
by Axalotal acid July 3, 2023
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Turkey Wife

Kind of like a trophy wife, but for white trash rednecks. Usually good at making fried anything, and full of sass.
"Man Bubba, I wish I could find me a real nice turkey wife to make me fried coon nuggets every day. "
by Meat Grenade May 27, 2015
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Kangaroo Wife

The phrase "Kangaroo Wife" or "Kangaroo-Wife" is used as a way to mock a man's Wife in a whimsical way. Used when the Wife is insanely different and weird to a certain freind group

This phrase comes from from the video "Team Fabulous 2"
I will send my condolences to your Kangaroo Wife
by Bill Billy Bob October 6, 2022
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wig wife

Term for the male who performs oral sex upon another male while wearing a wig in order to seem female.
My wig wife Alan is coming over to give me her sweet mouth love.
by Johnny Popcorn June 15, 2017
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yejis_.wife._

amazing bestay 🙄‼️
yejis_.wife._ is so cool, (prefered pronouns) is such a good bestay 🙄
by _setareh__ January 13, 2021
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j-wife

Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.
Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.
by jwife January 22, 2022
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