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Crap rod

A rod or stick or pole that has been shoved up a womens anus and is now covered in crap.
Wayne: WTF is that smell?
Josh: IDk maybe its that crap rod next to you.
Mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet
by inyofacenowbisch February 4, 2009
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Rod dawg

A guy who is inept and overly sensitive, usually resulting from female ridicule over his small penis. Often times this insecurity brings on the desire to compensate, either through purchasing expensive Affliction clothing or by acquiring a penis pump.
Rod dawg done got ditched again by anotha Ho!
by Noseeum January 23, 2014
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Bod Rod

Penis - erect or in a state of semi arousal.
Hey bud - see your bod rod's on full alert !
by Leo Lumpha August 2, 2016
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rod of discord

noun
the second most valuable item in terraria, behind the terra toilet
guy: "hey can i borrow your rod of discord?"
another guy: "do you know how much this thing took to get? heck no!"
by anpotato October 16, 2020
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flaming rod

when a girl eats a spicy food and immediatly after gives a blow job to a male
John: Bro this girl gave me a blow job after eating a pepper and i had a flaming rod
by Johnny Cash Mann 5000 October 19, 2010
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slung a rod

When all or part of a connecting rod smashes through the side of your block and destroys your engine. Usually caused by piston failure or the conrod itself breaking. In extreme cases, this will saw the block completely in half. Was much more common in the past when metallurgy, engineering and manufacturing techniques were more primitive. Now usually only seen on racing engines that run large boost pressures or nitrous oxide.
I was trying to run a 9 second pass in the Camaro but I slung a rod and hosed oil all over the track which pissed everyone off.
by Danny2010 May 13, 2017
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rod-mark

a mark or bruise left after being penis-whipped. or a mark that looks like it was left by a penis being used like a baton. Typically found on the face.
"dude, the bruise on your sister's face looks like her bf gave her a nice rod-mark!"
by Dave the Maestro February 23, 2008
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