someone who is being a complete retard, or when a chicks twat folds are so fat they look like good old flap jacks.
if someone is being dumb.... why'd you cock block me you fuckin cooter pancake.
if you get a fatty.... Hey man, what did you do last night.... I had me a good old cooter pancake.
if you get a fatty.... Hey man, what did you do last night.... I had me a good old cooter pancake.
by k-dizzski October 12, 2006
Get the cooter pancakemug. When you're making pancakes and you drip a small glob of mix on the griddle, but instead of making a baby pancake with it, you just wipe it off, thereby ruthlessly murdering what could have been a bite-sized treat or a whole meal for a small child in a third world country.
"Dude! You totally just had a pancake abortion! I would have adopted that if you didn't wanna eat it."
by 13en Warner September 15, 2011
Get the Pancake abortionmug. by yours tru-lie tha saint November 5, 2007
Get the pancake facemug. by Dillon Alexander November 11, 2008
Get the makin' pancakesmug. "Damn woman! I can even finish my damn flapjack without you tryna make me re-tile the roof! I'm not bitting my lip this time! You know what you are?! A straight up PANCAKE DISRESPECTER!"
by La Mothkis October 8, 2014
Get the pancake disrespectermug. Big ol’ round, brown/tan nipples. Generally found on big ol’ titties but pancakers can be found on any sized tit and is considered a treasure when found.
Betty got so gol’ darned excited at the concert that she whipped off her shirt and big ol’ pancake nippers were a flipping and a flopping.
by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018
Get the Pancake Nippersmug. Dude, I totally just pancake blocked Ryan right before he had sex so instead of it being nice, his butt was sore
by Zachatacka (yes the real one) September 27, 2018
Get the pancake blockmug.