Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keepermug. 1. To look through your closet and discover articles of clothing you:
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.
2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.
2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
1.
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."
2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."
2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
by An Asian Girl December 7, 2011
Get the closet shoppingmug. by Will the real trump pls stand October 28, 2018
Get the drugs' closetmug. Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet
by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021
Get the Closet monstermug. I can't message with you any more, I'm not into closet people
I blocked Matthew, he was too closet people
I blocked Matthew, he was too closet people
by Sunlightgirl July 8, 2017
Get the closet peoplemug. When some one hasn't quite come out of the closet yet. They are gay or bisexual and they just haven't stepped up and admitted it yet. They are taking their sweet time until they are good and ready.
Guy 1: She is the coolest girl I have ever met, I think she is into me.
Guy 2: She plays softball, Doesn't eat bananas, hates dresses, plays football, and talks about girls with you...she's totes decorating the closet.
Girl 1: OMG HE IS SOOO SWEET! He loves Twilight as much as I do!
Girl 2: Bullshit. He is decorating the closet.
Guy 2: She plays softball, Doesn't eat bananas, hates dresses, plays football, and talks about girls with you...she's totes decorating the closet.
Girl 1: OMG HE IS SOOO SWEET! He loves Twilight as much as I do!
Girl 2: Bullshit. He is decorating the closet.
by veryfunnylolpants October 21, 2011
Get the Decorating The Closetmug. When someone is gay or lesbian that you never would have thought to be so because they hid it so well.
Boy was I shocked to find out that ( ) was gay. I've known him for 10 years. Man he was definitely a closet sleeper.
I have been lusting after ( ) for years just to find out she was a closet sleeper. What a tease!
I have been lusting after ( ) for years just to find out she was a closet sleeper. What a tease!
by Silkysmooth October 27, 2012
Get the Closet Sleepermug.