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chunky biscuit

an over weight teen trying to be cooler than he is
what the hell is that fat retard doing, he's such a chunky biscuit.
by the original chunky biscuit January 26, 2012
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biscuit rule

The modern family rule where a divorced, single, or unremarried parent isn't allowed to date anyone that isn't at least 15 minutes older than their first natural born child.
It's called the "Biscuit Rule" because 15 minutes is also the average time it takes to properly bake a biscuit. The rule exists to prevent the single/divorced parent from embarrassing their kids by ever making them say they're older than a prospective step-parent.
My daughter's college roommate asked me to a movie, but, because she's younger than my daughter, I had to comply with the 'biscuit rule'.
by Kraven Moreheade December 28, 2019
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what the biscuit

Used by the awesome Toby Turner aka Tobuscus! Polite way of saying what the f**k, used in loads of minecraft and happy wheels videos on youtube, who would be mad at a biscuit?!
What the biscuit!! Creeper just came outta no where! God Dang it!
by Unicorndreams October 18, 2013
mugGet the what the biscuitmug.

Farm biscuit

Boy 1: hey you see that girl?
Boy 2: yea she's a farm biscuit bro!
by Wizzidy January 26, 2015
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Groovy biscuit

A very tasty biscuit that masons enjoy . Normally in a lunch box the groovy biscuit is from Aldi or other British super markets.
The biscuit is a chocolate biscuit with caramel in the middle and little smartie like things on top .
Alfie:hey mason what you eating there.
Mason:my groovy biscuit
by Masons mum November 17, 2019
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turn a biscuit

kicking someone's ass
"Don't make me turn a biscuit on your bitch ass."
by MarquisDMustache April 8, 2010
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Kathy Biscuits

kathy biscuits are delectable treats made by anyone named kathy. Quite favorable among weinerbutt nelsons. Some say they taste like waka flocka.
Maybe she'll bring kathy biscuits." "Those kathy biscuits gave me the skitters.
by crankdatbur December 7, 2010
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