Hellmanns Best

A blow job wherein mayonaise is slathered all over your penis.

Dude I totally took my manager into the back and she gave me the sloppiest Hellmanns Best.

by sloppiest seconds April 30, 2013

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Best friend

Someone you couldn’t live without. Someone who is there for you through thick and thin. Always keeps you in check, and keeps up w your bs. You make memories with them that you wouldn’t trade the world for. Always there for you no matter what. A shoulder to cry on, someone to vent/ rant to. Always support and believe in you. And always wants the best for you. A best friend is someone you love with all your heart with and nothing could ever change that.

That’s my best friend over there. I trust her with everything and I love her so much.

by alexenriquez February 1, 2020

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best friends

People you couldn’t live without. Your favorite people in the world. To hang out with, to talk with, to do everything with. Always have your back and always support and believe in you. They always want the best for you and would do anything for you. Always stand up for you and never leave you alone. All the memories , the late night talks, dinners out, embarrassing each other in public, making fun of each other, all the sleepovers-you wouldn’t trade them for the world. Your future bridesmaids. Never let them go.

Who are those losers?
Their my best friends, I love them so much.

by alexenriquez February 1, 2020

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