Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song

Badass theme song

Person 1: yo bro

Person 2: what?

Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?

Person 2: no what's that?

Person 1: let me play it for you!

*song starts*

Riseeee

Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!

Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!

With each other they discover their destiny and rise!

COWABUNGA!

Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!

RISEEEEEEES!

by Spiderman :3 April 23, 2023

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter

An American sitcom starring John Ritter most popular before his untimely passing in 2003. ran from 2002 to 2005 on the ABC in America, ABC1 in the UK and Channel 7 in Australia. The shows storylines were about a family patriarch named Paul Hennessy trying to stop his daughters from growing up too fast mainly in dating. Retitled 8 Simple Rules after John Ritter's death. a.k.a A Few Simple Rules (working title)

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter was a great show, starring the late John Ritter, Katey Sagal, David Spade and Kaley Cuoco.

by Predeckis April 28, 2006

Fuck teenagers

I am posting their personal information

Stupid asses ruined the site fuck teenagers their generation fuck everything they enjoy they deserve torture I wish Micheal Myers was a real guy I would vote him into office.

by Themanthemaster41968 March 2, 2023

swedish teenager

A person who probably suffers from anxiety or depression because of the stressfull Environment in school, or just because of lack of Sunlight during the Cold seasons, and having to Wake up way too early for school.

She looks like a dead rat.

Oh yeah, I see that, she is clearly a typical Swedish teenager.

by thekillingofcandide September 1, 2020

Teenage Boy

Either:
-A horny idiot who spends all his time looking at girls and throwing rocks through windows.
-A depressed kid who wants to die.

I am a teenage boy. Therefore, I am depressed all the time.

by Depressed4life September 23, 2021

Teenager

The reality of.being treated like a child but expected to act like an adult.

being a teenager sucks

by Phantom teen December 29, 2022

teenager

v. when a teen is being “moody” because they are suffering (overstimulated, depressed, etc) and adults blame puberty because that’s easier than addressing the core issue

Parents are quick to teenager their children.

by Howlongcanthesepseudonymsbe? January 4, 2025