In salt veritas

In vino veritas but when you have a "zi de marți".

Vladimir: How did you find out Oliver has microdick?
Andrew: Oh you know, we were on salt one night and he told me. You know the old saying; in salt veritas.

Vladimir: Dang, I also say things I shouldn't be saying on it.

by tommyzat November 14, 2022

Salt Pyramid

The average rate of change of the amount of salt within a person per unit time. SI units are tsp/min. The apex of the Salt Pyramid will always be the event that triggers the saltiest reaction in a person.

Doug: "I'm better than those Emory kids.....I'm better than those Emory kids....."

A:"Dude what's up with Doug?"

B: "He just reached the top of his salt pyramid."

by boogues September 8, 2016

Disco Salt

party favors, blow, rave candy

"Yo you wanna grab some disco salt this weekend?"

by discosalt December 31, 2020

Salt bae

THAT SALT BAE POSITION

AWW that the salt bae

by KICIA666 February 28, 2023

Salt friend

Someone you joke around with; making fun of someone or each other even.

Offensive or jokes.

Person 1 texts person 2: hey slut bag !
Person 2 texts back: lol hey man whore, hows being a slut?
Person 1: lmao it’s good mate, I just totally ditched an ugly girl it was funny
Person 2: lol dude you’re a prick, but funny shit whatcha do?
Person 1: told her to meet me somewhere and didn’t show lmao

Person 2: haha savage dude, we have such a salty friendship.

Person 1: you’re my only salt friend that understands lol

by Parker_ December 8, 2018

salt log

A soft pretzel

Good god that salt log is so tasty

by professional salt log January 29, 2018

Veruca Salt

Easily the best grunge/women's rock band of the 1990's.

Hey jason, Did you hear Veruca Salt's new album?
No, I'll have to check it out sometime.

by Mygrayne November 12, 2020