pumpkin dong

the stem of a pumpkin that is long and phallic shaped

You best watch your ass in the pumpkin patch, those pumpkin dongs are super long!

by donka-dewballs December 19, 2015

scongby dong

when a scooby snack is stuffed in one's asshole and pooped out onto another's dong during doggy-style anal intercourse

shaggy: i just gave velma a fuckin scongby dong...holy shit, i zoinked in her balloon knot so hard

by mrpeepeplace April 28, 2023

dong gauntlet

A training apparatus for American football designed to simulate the resistance of running through a defensive secondary. Resembles a gauntlet of dongs.

"Coach made us do fifty runs through the dong gauntlet today."

by vrsi_rules October 21, 2008

Fever Dong

The anomaly that happens when someone is sick with a fever and you become hung like a horse due to increased body temp.

So it turns out, Giant Penis is a symptom of covid. Its known as fever dong

by holy guacomole April 8, 2021

Dong Digger

Similar to the gold digger only she goes after large manhoods that live on welfare and food stamps. Often infertile...

Darian: Man that dong digger made me spend all of this month's welfare and food stamps.
Adrian: Told you! She came into your life and made you wanna spend it all on her in one day.
Darian: Yeah...though the infertile freak did give me the claps

by DJ Craze October 24, 2013

dong enragment

A guide to get a bigger dick

Dang, your two inch dick needs dong enragment

by DArealWebstam8 June 19, 2016

swamp dong

When male genetilia is all hot and sweaty; like swamp ass (swass) or boob sweat (swoob).

It's like 104 degrees outside and these polyester shorts are giving me a bad case of swamp dong.

by qharkanson December 27, 2014