Secondary Crush

The person who you really like, just not as much as someone else (the primary crush). This is not to be confused with the rebound crush, who is the person who you like mainly to distract yourself.

"So you like Alan more than Joe?"
"Yeah, Joe is my secondary crush, but Alan is my primary crush."

by missscarr May 18, 2009

laugh crush

When you've found a new comedian who you think is funny AND sexy, you call them your laugh crush.

My new laugh crush is Jordan Klepper! OMG he's so funny AND hot, wooo! #BlameKeppler

by tinaofborg May 26, 2018

crush stealer

An evil damned bitch who thinks she's a badass and steals your crush when she knows you like him and then flirts with him like fucking crazy and gets him to like her instead of you

Hey why r u sad?

Cuz a fucking bitchy crush stealer just stole my boy from me! DUH STUPID

by Pippypie123 March 29, 2015

talent crush

An affection for somebody based solely on their talents.

Geoffry Rush is such an amazing actor. I have a huge talent crush on him.

by A. Taylor September 10, 2006

Celebrity Crush

1. Someone famous one finds immensely desirable/attractive/sexy and, if given the chance, would be more than happy to sleep with

2. Someone one has close to no chance with but can't help but like/be attracted to/daydream about/want to bang

1. Rosalie: Name 3 guys you wanna sleep with.

Natalia: Chris Pine, Chace Crawford, Micheal Cera...

Rosalie: Celebrity crushes? For real?

Natalia: ...Yeah...

2. Amanda: God, you're such a dork.

Lori: Say what you will but some day, I'm gonna be Mrs.

Gabe Saporta...

Amanda: ...Dude, that's such a celebrity crush.

Lori: ...What's your point?

by DaisyCera June 16, 2009

Personality Crush

When you have a crush on someone because of his or her personality and not their looks. This often leads to conflict because you want to be in a relationship with the person; even though, you're not physically attracted to him or her.

"Oh, Jenna is so ugly."
"I know; but, she's so cool. I have a huge personality crush on her.

by Carla Gardner May 3, 2008

kindergarten crush

It's when you like someone and have a little crush on someone nothing serious. Almost like when kindergarteners have cute little crushes on each other.

Did you see the new waitress at the Chegg? I think I have a kindergarten crush on her.

by Kristian Pulz April 23, 2008