a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.
Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs
female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020
Get the Crispy Missusmug. by ZakiahGrant July 5, 2021
Get the Crispymug. Yo is that CRISPY. We better run before...
by Gage Hernandez February 7, 2020
Get the Crispymug. Like how wet soft warm butter makes your toast soggy. Cold and clean cut (crispy butter) keeps your butter crispy
by Crispy butter May 22, 2021
Get the Crispy buttermug. Someone who is 'crispy' is a person who exudes confidence, sophistication and a clean sharp sense of style without seeming overly contrived or forced. Their personality, confidence and style feel authentic and innate while coming off as effortless.
by On-Chon July 14, 2024
Get the crispymug. Crispy cribble refers to 5 piece KFC Chicken tender combo in a particular way.
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by Kfc 5 piece chicken tender September 9, 2020
Get the Crispy Cribblemug. The fresh, lush chest hair of a man that flows from the top of a v-neck or unbottoned collared shirt.
by ginormous george July 28, 2022
Get the Crispy Saladmug.