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that's god

that's god dude!
by iAteTwoDonuts June 6, 2022
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oh my god

something that you say when you are scared/worried and you ask gods help

or

something that your girlfriend screams when you push to hard
girl: oh my god i said stop pushing my earing my earhole closed
boy: ehh sh-
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit during coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet
“What are you up to?”
“Just having a good morning and god bless, if you know what I mean
“Ah man papa bless you, timber!”
by Constant Suffering May 23, 2018
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On God

The Phrase "On God", is usually said by people with very small penises. It is said to distract others from talking about how small the person's penis is.
"Yo On God Xavier, lets play some Soul Wars for that On God Content, On god On God."
"On God"
"On God"
by OnGodBro69 June 7, 2022
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The God you worship

IT LITERALLY SAYS TO DO THAT IN THE BIBLE! NUMBERS 31! HE QUOTED THE THING!
Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
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good morning and god bless

Eating egg salad and drinking coffee while shitting in the morning.
“Ethan what are you doing?”
“I’m taking a ‘Good Morning and God Bless’ just open the door
by AllisonAuto May 23, 2018
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lamb of god sucks

Worst band of all time? Lamb of god sucks because they’re straight cock gobblers.
Man I can’t believe how much lamb of god sucks.. worst band ever.
by Chuckle monkey 🙈 November 22, 2021
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