Jocking My Nuts

Behavior in which an overbearing wife/girlfriend continually calls to check on her man's activities.

Three calls in one hour? That girl is really jocking my nuts.

by Sejanus June 13, 2008

Honey-nut Cheerios

When a man drenches is testicles in honey and rests them in a bowl of cold milk. Works great for a breakfast in bed surprise for the Mrs.

-"Wake up, sweet-heart. I brought you breakfast that's delicious, heart-healthy, and with help lower your cholesterol!"
-"Oh my God! What the fuck are you doing!?"
-"It's honey-nut cheerios; surprise!"

by Andrubidus February 17, 2009

grillin my nuts

(1) To bust someone's chops or give them a hard time
(2) The act of checking another man's testicles

(1) Dog stop grillin my nuts, I am trying as hard as I can.
(2) What the fuck, dude? Were you just grillin my nuts?

by Jonathan Walker January 30, 2008

Holy Monkeh Nuts

Used when you are very very shocked

*EdisLeado kills someone is a game of counter strike*

"Holy Monkeh Nuts!!"

by Mark David Barber July 11, 2004

toasty red nut's

when a guy think's his sack is too hot for you

he tell's you his sack is too hot for you which is were toasty red nut's come from. Then you say really let me see then you take a lighter and really make them hot!!!

by Tiffany Marie June 26, 2006

Double Nut Split

When you stick one testacle into a girls ass, and one into their vagina.

"John gave Sally a Double Nut Split, and I dont mean the ice cream"

by T-Money and Joey P January 10, 2007

nut lugger

The male of any species of animal, because it carries testicular sack apendages, is therefore a "nut" (testical) "lugger" (carrier) of nuts.

That dyke gets her kicks off of dissing all the nut luggers that approach her.

by Sinbad Samsonite December 14, 2008