December 18

Tall person appreciation day

If today is December 18 and you are 5'7 or above; i fucking you you and that ass of yours

by Wkwjjs December 18, 2020

December

Grab his Dick December

A month where you can grab your mans or your boy beat friends dick good luck😜

Friend1: Omdss it’s December there is nothing interesting happening

Friend2: Yes, there is, it’s Grab his dick December

Friend1: OH YESS😜😜

by WALLAD❤️ October 1, 2020

December

It's national grab titties month. A break from slap and grab-ass month it's time to grab ya girlfriend titties or just ya friend. you can even grab guys titties too. why not.

Him: it's December you know what that means.
Him: what?
Him: it's grab titties month.

by tittesislife December 8, 2019

December 30

December 30th is national buy your younger sibling a toy.

" on December 30th I have to buy my younger sibling a toy "

by yagirltay December 8, 2020

December 12

December 12 is national slap your taller friend.

Shorter friend: hey it is time for pay back because it is December 12.

Taller friend: wait what?
* shorter friend slaps him*

by donuts are good December 11, 2020

December 25

If you are born on December 25th then you are literally fucking Jesus Christ.

Your mom:"Honey! I'm giving birth!" Your dad:"Oh my god! He was born on December 25th! This means that-" Your mom again:"YES! HE IS JESUS!"

by @evannasauruss December 16, 2019

December 17

National only eat spicy foods day.

“Hey do you know why everybody is eating spicy foods?” “Because it’s December 17!”

by The Alphabet Abcdefghijklmaop March 8, 2022